The Island of Logic

Since I am on the phone with a Microsoft Tech Support Engineer right now, I was reminded of a rather humorous Microsoft Tech Support voice mail I had heard several years ago. I searched YouTube to see if I could find it and sure enough, here it is.

Here is my latest read. If your intrigued by espionage and technology you will love this book. It is a long read, all 548 pages, but definitely worth it. Robert Wallace’s credentials are impeccable as a former Director of the CIA’s Office of Technical Service, and H. Keith Melton is an internationally recognized author, historian, and expert on clandestine technology. The book is well researched. The books covers the story of the famous CIA spy Oleg Penkovsky in the Soviet Union. It talks about the Bay of Pigs invasion, and all the way to some of the CIA Ops in Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan. The book primarily covers the OTS (Office of Technical Service) and the OSS (Office of Strategic Services). It doesn’t go into operations as much, but that is fine if your a technical whiz bang.

Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/Spycraft-History-Spytechs-Communism-al-Qaeda/dp/0525949801/

1. If a liberal is hugging a tree, cut it down.
2. If you see a liberal at Starbucks, go up to them and thank them for holding all things in common, as you calmly eat their blueberry muffin.
3. If you see a liberal drowning and crying for help, be a good American and swim out and hold their head under.
4. If your liberal coworker, who is pro assisted suicide, takes a sick day because their down with the flu; go to their home and take the stress off of socialized medicine by euthanizing them with a pillow.
5. Just tell your liberal neighbor that your doing your part to save the environment by eliminating his need to burn fossil fuels to keep his grass cut, as you gleefully spray his yard with Roundup.
6. Ask a liberal if he likes to smoke Marijuana. When he says, “yes”, grin and light his hemp shirt on fire.
7. Walk through a Animal Rights rally wearing large fur coat with a placard that says, “For every spotted owl you don’t eat, I eat two”.
8. At a Animal Rights rally wave a sign that says, “Protect The Sea Otter Unborn, STOP Abortions!!”.
9. Go to an Obama rally and wave a sign with the rest of them that says, “The Soviet Union was right!!”.
10. Call your liberal congressman’s office and tell him he has your vote if he votes yes on the bill that creates a open hunting season on liberals.

Stick your finger into a light socket? The result should be: every hair follicle standing at attention and a small tendril of smoke escaping the ears from brain combustion!! Eat Habanero pepper? The result should be: rivers of sweat causing immediate dehydration, incredible fire burning sensation through entire head, skin flushed so red, cars slam on their brakes! Jump out of a plane and forget your parachute? Your carcass should bounce several times like a mattress; possibly ending with you skewered on a fence post. Vote for Barack Obama? Be prepared for unchecked Liberal policies. Stupidity should hurt. I say that all the Republicans in the House and Senate should immediately resign and have their seats filled with their most recent Democrat opponent. The Republicans are very small speed bumps anyway with the Democrat majorities in the House and Senate, so they might as well just get out of the way. We will let them rule for four years with complete unchecked power and let these voters see who these people really are. They won’t be able to blame anything on those evil rascally Republicans because their not in power at all. Now I know the rest of us will have to suffer along with this, but it is the price we have to pay for letting the Republican Party stray so far. The Obama voters will come back screaming for sensibility and common sense again.

I love this guy. I don’t completely agree with his take on Mike Huckabee (Mike Huckabee was not a true Conservative, more of a populist, and I am not changing my mind on that one), but he is right on in most cases. Hilarious!!

http://zo.black-and-right.com/

Barack Obama’s authenticated and verified Birth Certificate released first here on IOL has caused quite a storm on several blogs. That’s usually what happens to pioneers, but we here at the IOL will stand strong. One of the Blog links is below.

http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=245179

• If I attach a electric cord to a duck, would that make it a power duck? Well, its probably more complicated then that.
• I wonder if I could fit into this cup? Aww well, my shoulders probably wouldn’t make it.
• Do I have to walk sideways on a side walk? Doesn’t that defy the laws of gravity??
• I think I just snorted milk through my nose. Yes, I said milk!!
• Does Affirmative Action apply to all Negro Colleges?
• Are Penguins a minority?
• How did that squirrel get onto that bird feeder? GET OFF, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL!!!
• Will Michael Moore eat all the food on the planet? I hope he leaves at least one slice of pizza.
• Let’s say, “NO! TO GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY!!!” Just hand your money directly to the next Obama voter that you see. Let’s cut the government out as the middle man.
• Why stop at Spreading the Wealth? I say, “let’s start Spreading the Nukes”. The nuclear weapons of the world should be equally distributed to all nations of the world based on population density.
• Wow!! Is that really his head or just a giant shoulder zit?
• If I got implants, would I look like Britney Spears?
• I just got off the phone with my mortgage company. Not sure why they hung up on me? All I did was ask that all my subsequent mortgage payments be sent to the wealthy.

This just in from the Obama Campaign. After months of desperate searching they have finally found Obama’s Birth Certificate. My secret source just came through again, and emailed me a scanned copy. They found it in the attic of his grandmother’s house stuck in a copy of Das Kapital. This should finally put to rest this ridiculous hysteria once and for all that Obama is not a natural born citizen and not qualified to be president.