Nov 05 2008
Obama’s Birth Certificate Finally Found!!
This just in from the Obama Campaign. After months of desperate searching they have finally found Obama’s Birth Certificate. My secret source just came through again, and emailed me a scanned copy. They found it in the attic of his grandmother’s house stuck in a copy of Das Kapital. This should finally put to rest this ridiculous hysteria once and for all that Obama is not a natural born citizen and not qualified to be president.



I want to vouch for the authenticity of this Birth Certificate. I am an expert in document authenticity, and this is definitely not a forgery.
ROFLMAO!!! Completely hilarious