The Island of Logic

• If I attach a electric cord to a duck, would that make it a power duck? Well, its probably more complicated then that.
• I wonder if I could fit into this cup? Aww well, my shoulders probably wouldn’t make it.
• Do I have to walk sideways on a side walk? Doesn’t that defy the laws of gravity??
• I think I just snorted milk through my nose. Yes, I said milk!!
• Does Affirmative Action apply to all Negro Colleges?
• Are Penguins a minority?
• How did that squirrel get onto that bird feeder? GET OFF, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL!!!
• Will Michael Moore eat all the food on the planet? I hope he leaves at least one slice of pizza.
• Let’s say, “NO! TO GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY!!!” Just hand your money directly to the next Obama voter that you see. Let’s cut the government out as the middle man.
• Why stop at Spreading the Wealth? I say, “let’s start Spreading the Nukes”. The nuclear weapons of the world should be equally distributed to all nations of the world based on population density.
• Wow!! Is that really his head or just a giant shoulder zit?
• If I got implants, would I look like Britney Spears?
• I just got off the phone with my mortgage company. Not sure why they hung up on me? All I did was ask that all my subsequent mortgage payments be sent to the wealthy.

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