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My top ten fun things to do to liberals
- If a liberal is hugging a tree, cut it down.
- If you see a liberal at Starbucks, go up to them and thank them for holding all things in common, as you calmly eat their blueberry muffin.
- If you see a liberal drowning and crying for help, be a good American and swim out and hold their head under.
- If your liberal coworker, who is pro assisted suicide, takes a sick day because their down with the flu; go to their home and take the stress off of socialized medicine by euthanizing them with a pillow.
- Just tell your liberal neighbor that your doing your part to save the environment by eliminating his need to burn fossil fuels to keep his grass cut, as you gleefully spray his yard with Roundup.
- Ask a liberal if he likes to smoke Marijuana. When he says, “yes”, grin and light his hemp shirt on fire.
- Walk through a Animal Rights rally wearing large fur coat with a placard that says, “For every spotted owl you don’t eat, I eat two”.
- At a Animal Rights rally wave a sign that says, “Protect The Sea Otter Unborn, STOP Abortions!!”.
- Go to an Obama rally and wave a sign with the rest of them that says, “The Soviet Union was right!!”.
- Call your liberal congressman’s office and tell him he has your vote if he votes yes on the bill that creates a open hunting season on liberals.
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LOL, I love the hemp shirt joint!! hilarious
get this made into a t-shirt
spotted owl is especially good with tabasco sauce.
wow whats with the hostilities man, cant we all just get along, you sound like your a bitter white man clinging to God and your guns
Someone told me last week that this Obama election is kinda like getting raped, You can´t stop it so you may as well lay back and enjoy it
Liberal met this neo-con at the gym last week an asked “do you want to hear a Bush joke?” he replies..”well before you get started there youngin let me tell ya im a lifelong CONSERVATIVE and I weigh 240 pounds.My buddy Jake here weighs 260 and wipes his ass with Obama fliers,and Larry over there on the squat rack packs 280 in raw muscle and is listening RUSH on his headset” (with 12″ bunny ears) Now are you sure you still wanna tell me that joke”… Liberal replies..”no,not if I have to repeat it three times”