The Island of Logic

I have an inside source in the Obama campaign that has leaked to me Obama’s 25-point agenda for his first term. I personally think that he is a little aggressive to think he can get this all done in only four years, but then again he is the Chosen One. I will revisit this list in four years to see if he has really accomplished all of this.

1. Raise Federal Income Tax rates on all Americans making more that $150,000 per year.
2. Roll the Constitution into as many smokes as possible.
3. Reinstitute the Fairness Doctrine.
4. Switch the White House floor mats with the Founding Father’s portraits.
5. Socialize Health Care.
6. Cut the military by 25%.
7. Create a Civilian Security “Brown Shirts” Force.
8. Ban all guns, knives, and sharp pencils.
9. Replace the Jefferson Memorial with a large bust of Karl Marx.
10. Eliminate mortgage payment requirements for Obama Voters.
11. Raise the Capital Gains Tax.
12. Eliminate Global Warming by the wielding his Almighty Power.
13. Implement Cap and Trade System.
14. Eliminate dependance on foreign oil by eliminating coal and nuclear plants, banning domestic oil production and inflating tires.
15. Raise electrical costs.
16. Drink tea and play musical chairs with Ahmadinejad.
17. Apologize to the world for the years of the Evil George W. Bush.
18. Redistribute the wealth.
19. Trade US National Security for jelly doughnut.
20. Pass law requiring all American Citizens to learn French, German and Pig Latin.
21. Give Driver Licenses to illegal aliens.
22. Appoint Judges that will favor the poor over the rich (BTW, his own words).
23. Replace the military M4 and M16 rifles with slingshots.
24. Pull out of Iraq so fast that the soldiers arrive home naked and with whiplash.
25. Learn Kum Ba Yah in all foreign languages.

George W. Bush, the single most destructive man to the Republican Party in modern history. I place the Obama win and the Democrat majority expansion of the House and Senate squarely on the shoulders of George W. Bush. George Bush had a historical opportunity to place the United States on a Conservative path with a Republican majority in both the House and the Senate. Yet he spent money like a drunken sailor, that’s being disrespectful to drunken sailors, and grew the size of government at a rate that makes Michael Moore’s waist line expansion look like anorexic high school cheerleader. Bush is at best 40% conservative, but since he is a Republican and he keeps claiming that he is a Conservative the American people think that the Bush policies are Conservative. The American people, that includes me, are frankly tired of Bush, and we want change, however I’m not sure that the Americans that voted for Obama realize exactly what type of change they have asked for. They wanted change so they elect someone that is a Marxist, who is definitely going to bring them change. I voted for McCain, even though I don’t believe he was a Conservative, but at least he isn’t a Marxist. I was hoping that Conservatives would be able to finally get the GOP turned around despite a McCain Presidency. If America can survive the next four years then maybe Barack Obama is the best thing that can happen to finally get the Republicans back to Conservative, Constitutional policies. We as Conservatives are tired of always having to cast our votes for the lesser of two weavils (from the movie Master and Commander). The question is, can America can survive the next four years? If Barack Obama is only Jimmy Carter 2.0 and I pray that he is, then maybe he can usher in the new Ronald Reagan.

Below are the alleged McCain Campaign internal polling numbers. If these are really their internal polls, as the several sources that I have checked say they are, then the mainstream media pollsters are more in the tank for Obama then I originally thought. Now we probably need to take these with a grain of salt, but it does give hope. If these are true then the mainstream polls are an effort to squelch the Conservative vote, and mainstream media is at the point of being criminal instead of just biased.

PA: MCCAIN 52%, Obama 40%, Undecided 6%
NJ: Obama 47%, McCain 45%, Undecided 7%
MI: McCain 45%, Obama 44%, Undecided 7%
VA: McCain 53%, Obama 42%, Undecided 3%
CO: McCain 50%, Obama 44%, Undecided 4%
MO: McCain 49%, Obama 42%, Undecided 7%
FL: McCain 52%, Obama 44%, Undecided 3%

I love NewsBusters.org and the NewsBusted Comedy Show. If you haven’t seen these before, watch below. Both are projects of the Media Research Center which is an organization that exposes the liberal media bias. Does it really need exposing anymore? It’s not like there’s anything covering it up any longer.

NewsBusters.org

NewsBusted Show

This guy really doesn’t like his MAC very well.

I was sitting in the conference room of a customer when we saw a crazy old coot drive by with what looked like a battery powered Walmart shopping scooter. We were all laughing and taking cell phone pictures through the window. He was right in the lane with the rest of the traffic in downtown Sarasota. He has to be a lib trying to save the world from Global Warming.

• An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
• We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
• A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.
• Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.
• Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
• Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain-and most fools do.
• Lend money to an enemy, and thou will gain him; to a friend and thou will lose him.
• Even peace may be purchased at too high a price.
• Creditors have better memories than debtors.
• God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
• To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
• Buy what thou hast no need of, and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessaries.
• If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
• He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
• God helps them that help themselves.
• Learn of the skillful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.
• He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
• They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.
• The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
• To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
• We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.