Jul 07 2009
Jason M’s Alter Ego
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)This is Jason M’s brother Jeremy. I am writing this post because Jason is currently unavailable for posting. Jason has a mix of schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. I can see him right now curled in a fetal position in the corner of his bedroom. I came over to his house early this morning because he hasn’t been answering his phone. He has been scrawling all over the walls of his house with a permanent marker. I am writing this in order to warn you that these occasional bouts of disillusion do happen and you need to be aware because it does come through in some of his writings. His bipolar personality is amazingly enough, an ultra left-wing illogical hippie. It doesn’t appear that he has bathed or eaten anything but grass in the last 5 days. Here are some of the things that he has written on his walls and is mumbling to himself.
- The Dick Cheney Assassination Squad is after me.
- Sara Palin has a baby seal blender she uses for protein shakes.
- Sara Palin’s playing a trick on us, she want to leave public office so she has more time to shoot hippies and puppies from her helicopter.
- Sara Palin wears hippie skin boots.
- Dick Cheney still runs the world.
- Aliens seeded the earth with human life a million years ago.
- Ahhh!!! Dick Cheney is an alien!
- Bush barbecues puppies on his ranch in Crawford.
- I’m not sure if Obama can really walk on water. (Looks like there may be hope)
- Obama can turn water into wine. (Ok, never mind)
- Bush intentionally stepped on a flower once.
- Karl Rove is on the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad but his pitch fork is his weapon of choice. The other members prefer the laser canon.
- Sara Palin is a v……
Ohhh Noo!!! Jason has a knife. He’s coming towards me. Oh, ok never mind, he’s pealing an orange.
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