Sep 08 2009
Conspiracy Theories
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Since the Libs have all their conspiracy theories about Bush and Cheney, (i.e. Bush was behind 9/11, Cheney blew up the levees in New Orleans, Bush was awol from the National Guard, Cheney eats cute puppies alive, etc. etc.) I have decided to spread the seeds of conspiracy about Obama and his ilk. Hopefully some of these will take root and spread like a pandemic through the blogosphere.
- Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are Cylons secretly plotting the demise of the earth through the hoax of global warming.
- Obama’s economic policies will make 2 + 2 < or = or > 12.6.
- Obama want to replace the military’s standard issue M16 with new high-tech slingshots that shoot marshmallows.
- Obama wants to replace the US currency with the historically tried and proven sticks and stones.
- Obama will ban the sale of beans, to prevent flatulence, which is one of the primary contributors to global warming.
- Obama was secretly behind the failed plot to tickle John McCain during the Presidential debates.
- Obama is a robot controlled by a band of artificially intelligent teleprompters created by the CIA.
- Obama is actually a radical Amish man, he just does a great job disguising it.
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