The Island of Logic

• If I attach a electric cord to a duck, would that make it a power duck? Well, its probably more complicated then that.
• I wonder if I could fit into this cup? Aww well, my shoulders probably wouldn’t make it.
• Do I have to walk sideways on a side walk? Doesn’t that defy the laws of gravity??
• I think I just snorted milk through my nose. Yes, I said milk!!
• Does Affirmative Action apply to all Negro Colleges?
• Are Penguins a minority?
• How did that squirrel get onto that bird feeder? GET OFF, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL!!!
• Will Michael Moore eat all the food on the planet? I hope he leaves at least one slice of pizza.
• Let’s say, “NO! TO GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY!!!” Just hand your money directly to the next Obama voter that you see. Let’s cut the government out as the middle man.
• Why stop at Spreading the Wealth? I say, “let’s start Spreading the Nukes”. The nuclear weapons of the world should be equally distributed to all nations of the world based on population density.
• Wow!! Is that really his head or just a giant shoulder zit?
• If I got implants, would I look like Britney Spears?
• I just got off the phone with my mortgage company. Not sure why they hung up on me? All I did was ask that all my subsequent mortgage payments be sent to the wealthy.

I was sitting in the conference room of a customer when we saw a crazy old coot drive by with what looked like a battery powered Walmart shopping scooter. We were all laughing and taking cell phone pictures through the window. He was right in the lane with the rest of the traffic in downtown Sarasota. He has to be a lib trying to save the world from Global Warming.

• An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
• We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
• A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.
• Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.
• Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
• Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain-and most fools do.
• Lend money to an enemy, and thou will gain him; to a friend and thou will lose him.
• Even peace may be purchased at too high a price.
• Creditors have better memories than debtors.
• God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
• To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
• Buy what thou hast no need of, and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessaries.
• If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
• He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
• God helps them that help themselves.
• Learn of the skillful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.
• He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
• They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.
• The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
• To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
• We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.

My parents showed me this video. I think I am going to see if I can get the Quartet to sing it. This is sadly funny. I know that is an oxymoron, but it is true. No, I am not homophobic (ok, maybe just a little). I don’t hate homosexuals, but just as the video says it is not natural and not what God intended. Sorry, if you put all the gays on an island by themselves, that crowd would be gone in one generation. The Darwin Theory applies here, Survival of the Fittest.

I am going to South Carolina tomorrow (the 4th) to pick up my sister and bring her back from her voluntary service at Fairplay Boys Camp. She has been there for 15 months. I need to take my truck to help her move all her “stuff” to Florida. I do have to say that I have missed her. Love you sis.

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Aaawww, ain’t she cute.

This is actually several weeks old. I just haven’t got around to posting the pictures. This is at the New Pass Bridge between Long Boat Key and Saint Armands. The pictures are of me and my dive buddy, Sam, and our first spear fishing success story. Don’t ask us what kind of fish we shot, but we sure did have fun. Actually we do know what kind of fish we shot, but we’re not admitting it. My opinion, if they aren’t biting, go down and get them.

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YES, I am finally going on vacation. I am going to the beaches of Florida. Yes, it is the summer and it will be hot, but Sarasota is know for it’s mild summers so it should be nice. I am planning on spending as much time on the beach as possible. I am taking my snorkling gear along. If I can find a SCUBA rental place, I may do some diving. I am going to take my golf clubs along and see if I can get a round in at one of the beautiful courses in Sarasota. There is a whole group of us going down, so I am driving down instead of flying as I usually do.