I know many of you out there are going to think this is satire, but the Onion is one of those news organizations that is on the cutting edge of the media and they are actively getting the inside story of what really goes on in the chambers of our government representatives. This is beyond the pale and is just another example of government overreaching their power. :)
Israel is the proud recipient of this year’s IOL’s Nicest Country Facing Genocide Award. It was a close race this year for the award between Iran and Israel. Israel won the award by only one vote. The voting results were 1 – 0 in favor of Israel.
Ok, so Palin’s a Nazi and Joe McGinniss is a a stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, blah, blah, blah, blah. The name calling is all fun and good, but what I really like is Matt Lauer’s reference to Fox News. It appears that the main stream media is finally just coming out and saying it. Fox News is a part the new conservative evil empire, Fox News is the propaganda arm of the right wing Nazi (National Socialists, hmmm odd) movement. Looks like Fox’s ratings are finally starting to get under their skin. I love it when a more conservative form of media gets a foothold into the main stream of society through the freedom of speech and a media market that is driven by the same demand that drives capitalism, namely supply and demand. Currently the market is demanding more conservative leaning voices so the supply is increasing to keep with the demand. Get over it Matt Lauer. If you want your ratings to get back up, have more conservative voices in your media outlet. Guess what though, it’s a free country, if you want to you can keep right on delivering your liberal, socialist drivel to an ever decreasing share of the viewing population, that is your prerogative.
Rev. Jeremiah Wright wrote in a letter to Africa 6000 earlier this year “I am ‘radioactive,’ Sir. When Obama threw me under the bus, he threw me under the bus literally!” Maybe you are radioactive literally also, Reverend, did you ever think about that. Hey, I don’t even want to be around him. I don’t blame Obama for not wanting to hang around Jeremiah. I have heard that there might have been a CIA plot to not only plant AIDs in the Black community but also to make Jeremiah Wright glow in the dark. It’s so hard to see him in the dark, and I would definitely like to see him coming. It all just makes too much sense.
We all remember how Dick Cheney was spotted in a dugout canoe paddling frantically around the New Orlean’s levees planting bombs so that unfortunate minorities would be drenched. He was sent by the evil George W. Bush because it is known that George in his National Guard days enjoyed throwing cups of water on minorities. It was something about minorities being afraid of water or something like that. Basically it was just a big Presidential sized practical joke that goes back to both Dick and George’s college days. Well Obama was also spotted wading ashore on the Louisiana coast with snorkeling gear late Tuesday night on April 20th. It is rumored that William Ayers was the one who created the bomb for Obama. It is all just a big Presidential sized practical joke that goes back to the days when Billy and Obama liked blowing things up. Granted Obama wasn’t much help back then at the age of 8 or 9, but that’s why he is rumored to have begged Billy to let him do this one. So thanks to Obama and Billy’s practical joke I’m gonna be diving around tar balls this summer.
I really don’t have evidence of any of this, but I also don’t have evidence there isn’t any evidence either, which is kinda like evidence. Well anywho, try and prove it wrong, but alas you can’t because it’s all true and makes too much sense.
All you socialist out there should be jumping up and down with glee. Obama has successfully raised unemployment to 9.9%. Soon we will all be unemployed and then we can all start working for Obama. Yippee!! I wanna shine his shoes.
Today in a rare demonstration of bi-partisan cooperation both Republican and Democrat Senators physically chased Obama’s appellate court nominee from the Senate chambers. The chase occurred right after the Senators heard testimony and saw a video of nominee Sony Sotmayor giving a speech to the Harvard Law School in 2003. In the speech he said “a wise white man might arrive at a better legal decision than a black man”. Immediately after that statement was heard Senator Harry Reid began yelling “racist” at the nominee. Several other Senators joined in and it appeared that a fight might break out. Sony ducked several punches and ran out of the chambers and the Capitol. Several Senators did try to chase the nominee down, but Sony got away and was last seen running down the mall. There is no word on if he was injured or not. A panting Christopher Dodd was asked why the reaction and he said “If Obama ever sends a racist nominee like that down here again, I will chase him (Obama) out of the White House myself”. The White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, during a press conference later in the day, declined to comment on the incident; except to say that the Administration stood behind it’s nomination of Sotmayor.
The study of the principles of reasoning, especially of the structure of propositions as distinguished from their content and of method and validity in deductive reasoning.
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IOL’s Nicest Country Facing Genocide Award
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