The Island of Logic

1. If a liberal is hugging a tree, cut it down.
2. If you see a liberal at Starbucks, go up to them and thank them for holding all things in common, as you calmly eat their blueberry muffin.
3. If you see a liberal drowning and crying for help, be a good American and swim out and hold their head under.
4. If your liberal coworker, who is pro assisted suicide, takes a sick day because their down with the flu; go to their home and take the stress off of socialized medicine by euthanizing them with a pillow.
5. Just tell your liberal neighbor that your doing your part to save the environment by eliminating his need to burn fossil fuels to keep his grass cut, as you gleefully spray his yard with Roundup.
6. Ask a liberal if he likes to smoke Marijuana. When he says, “yes”, grin and light his hemp shirt on fire.
7. Walk through a Animal Rights rally wearing large fur coat with a placard that says, “For every spotted owl you don’t eat, I eat two”.
8. At a Animal Rights rally wave a sign that says, “Protect The Sea Otter Unborn, STOP Abortions!!”.
9. Go to an Obama rally and wave a sign with the rest of them that says, “The Soviet Union was right!!”.
10. Call your liberal congressman’s office and tell him he has your vote if he votes yes on the bill that creates a open hunting season on liberals.

Stick your finger into a light socket? The result should be: every hair follicle standing at attention and a small tendril of smoke escaping the ears from brain combustion!! Eat Habanero pepper? The result should be: rivers of sweat causing immediate dehydration, incredible fire burning sensation through entire head, skin flushed so red, cars slam on their brakes! Jump out of a plane and forget your parachute? Your carcass should bounce several times like a mattress; possibly ending with you skewered on a fence post. Vote for Barack Obama? Be prepared for unchecked Liberal policies. Stupidity should hurt. I say that all the Republicans in the House and Senate should immediately resign and have their seats filled with their most recent Democrat opponent. The Republicans are very small speed bumps anyway with the Democrat majorities in the House and Senate, so they might as well just get out of the way. We will let them rule for four years with complete unchecked power and let these voters see who these people really are. They won’t be able to blame anything on those evil rascally Republicans because their not in power at all. Now I know the rest of us will have to suffer along with this, but it is the price we have to pay for letting the Republican Party stray so far. The Obama voters will come back screaming for sensibility and common sense again.

I love this guy. I don’t completely agree with his take on Mike Huckabee (Mike Huckabee was not a true Conservative, more of a populist, and I am not changing my mind on that one), but he is right on in most cases. Hilarious!!

http://zo.black-and-right.com/

Barack Obama’s authenticated and verified Birth Certificate released first here on IOL has caused quite a storm on several blogs. That’s usually what happens to pioneers, but we here at the IOL will stand strong. One of the Blog links is below.

http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=245179

This just in from the Obama Campaign. After months of desperate searching they have finally found Obama’s Birth Certificate. My secret source just came through again, and emailed me a scanned copy. They found it in the attic of his grandmother’s house stuck in a copy of Das Kapital. This should finally put to rest this ridiculous hysteria once and for all that Obama is not a natural born citizen and not qualified to be president.

I have an inside source in the Obama campaign that has leaked to me Obama’s 25-point agenda for his first term. I personally think that he is a little aggressive to think he can get this all done in only four years, but then again he is the Chosen One. I will revisit this list in four years to see if he has really accomplished all of this.

1. Raise Federal Income Tax rates on all Americans making more that $150,000 per year.
2. Roll the Constitution into as many smokes as possible.
3. Reinstitute the Fairness Doctrine.
4. Switch the White House floor mats with the Founding Father’s portraits.
5. Socialize Health Care.
6. Cut the military by 25%.
7. Create a Civilian Security “Brown Shirts” Force.
8. Ban all guns, knives, and sharp pencils.
9. Replace the Jefferson Memorial with a large bust of Karl Marx.
10. Eliminate mortgage payment requirements for Obama Voters.
11. Raise the Capital Gains Tax.
12. Eliminate Global Warming by the wielding his Almighty Power.
13. Implement Cap and Trade System.
14. Eliminate dependance on foreign oil by eliminating coal and nuclear plants, banning domestic oil production and inflating tires.
15. Raise electrical costs.
16. Drink tea and play musical chairs with Ahmadinejad.
17. Apologize to the world for the years of the Evil George W. Bush.
18. Redistribute the wealth.
19. Trade US National Security for jelly doughnut.
20. Pass law requiring all American Citizens to learn French, German and Pig Latin.
21. Give Driver Licenses to illegal aliens.
22. Appoint Judges that will favor the poor over the rich (BTW, his own words).
23. Replace the military M4 and M16 rifles with slingshots.
24. Pull out of Iraq so fast that the soldiers arrive home naked and with whiplash.
25. Learn Kum Ba Yah in all foreign languages.

George W. Bush, the single most destructive man to the Republican Party in modern history. I place the Obama win and the Democrat majority expansion of the House and Senate squarely on the shoulders of George W. Bush. George Bush had a historical opportunity to place the United States on a Conservative path with a Republican majority in both the House and the Senate. Yet he spent money like a drunken sailor, that’s being disrespectful to drunken sailors, and grew the size of government at a rate that makes Michael Moore’s waist line expansion look like anorexic high school cheerleader. Bush is at best 40% conservative, but since he is a Republican and he keeps claiming that he is a Conservative the American people think that the Bush policies are Conservative. The American people, that includes me, are frankly tired of Bush, and we want change, however I’m not sure that the Americans that voted for Obama realize exactly what type of change they have asked for. They wanted change so they elect someone that is a Marxist, who is definitely going to bring them change. I voted for McCain, even though I don’t believe he was a Conservative, but at least he isn’t a Marxist. I was hoping that Conservatives would be able to finally get the GOP turned around despite a McCain Presidency. If America can survive the next four years then maybe Barack Obama is the best thing that can happen to finally get the Republicans back to Conservative, Constitutional policies. We as Conservatives are tired of always having to cast our votes for the lesser of two weavils (from the movie Master and Commander). The question is, can America can survive the next four years? If Barack Obama is only Jimmy Carter 2.0 and I pray that he is, then maybe he can usher in the new Ronald Reagan.

Below are the alleged McCain Campaign internal polling numbers. If these are really their internal polls, as the several sources that I have checked say they are, then the mainstream media pollsters are more in the tank for Obama then I originally thought. Now we probably need to take these with a grain of salt, but it does give hope. If these are true then the mainstream polls are an effort to squelch the Conservative vote, and mainstream media is at the point of being criminal instead of just biased.

PA: MCCAIN 52%, Obama 40%, Undecided 6%
NJ: Obama 47%, McCain 45%, Undecided 7%
MI: McCain 45%, Obama 44%, Undecided 7%
VA: McCain 53%, Obama 42%, Undecided 3%
CO: McCain 50%, Obama 44%, Undecided 4%
MO: McCain 49%, Obama 42%, Undecided 7%
FL: McCain 52%, Obama 44%, Undecided 3%