The Island of Logic

Link to Story: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100518/D9FP4JRG0.html

Rev. Jeremiah Wright wrote in a letter to Africa 6000 earlier this year “I am ‘radioactive,’ Sir. When Obama threw me under the bus, he threw me under the bus literally!” Maybe you are radioactive literally also, Reverend, did you ever think about that. Hey, I don’t even want to be around him. I don’t blame Obama for not wanting to hang around Jeremiah. I have heard that there might have been a CIA plot to not only plant AIDs in the Black community but also to make Jeremiah Wright glow in the dark. It’s so hard to see him in the dark, and I would definitely like to see him coming. It all just makes too much sense.

We all remember how Dick Cheney was spotted in a dugout canoe paddling frantically around the New Orlean’s levees planting bombs so that unfortunate minorities would be drenched. He was sent by the evil George W. Bush because it is known that George in his National Guard days enjoyed throwing cups of water on minorities. It was something about minorities being afraid of water or something like that. Basically it was just a big Presidential sized practical joke that goes back to both Dick and George’s college days. Well Obama was also spotted wading ashore on the Louisiana coast with snorkeling gear late Tuesday night on April 20th. It is rumored that William Ayers was the one who created the bomb for Obama. It is all just a big Presidential sized practical joke that goes back to the days when Billy and Obama liked blowing things up. Granted Obama wasn’t much help back then at the age of 8 or 9, but that’s why he is rumored to have begged Billy to let him do this one. So thanks to Obama and Billy’s practical joke I’m gonna be diving around tar balls this summer.

I really don’t have evidence of any of this, but I also don’t have evidence there isn’t any evidence either, which is kinda like evidence. Well anywho, try and prove it wrong, but alas you can’t because it’s all true and makes too much sense.

Link to story: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Jobs-up-290000-jobless-rate-apf-560235210.html?x=0&.v=6

All you socialist out there should be jumping up and down with glee. Obama has successfully raised unemployment to 9.9%. Soon we will all be unemployed and then we can all start working for Obama. Yippee!! I wanna shine his shoes.

September 28, 2009

January 23, 1995

Link to story: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1924348-3,00.html

Is Glenn Beck Bad for America? Is Rush Limbaugh Good for America? These are the questions that are asked about any Conservative if they are an effective voice against the Left. Time never questions if Michael Moore, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, or Barack Obama are good for America, because of course they are. That’s just a given, everybody knows that Socialism is good for America. Everybody knows that the Founding Father’s belief in Capitalism, Free Trade, and Liberty was misguided and that it hasn’t worked for the last 200 plus years. Everybody knows that Karl Marx’s ideas in The Communist Manifesto has been a raving success when applied to the political structure of any nation. Come on people, the former Soviet Union was a beacon of light in this dark Capitalist world. If the Left leaning bias in the media is not obvious to you, then you are a Hobbit living in the Shire for your entire life and are completely unaware of the Evil of Sauron and Mordor.

Follow the link below to see a list of stories in Time Magazine which heap praise and adoration on the avowed anti-capitalist and socialist Michael Moore.

http://search.time.com/results.html?N=0&Nty=1&Ntt=Michael+Moore&srchCat=Full+Archive&x=18&y=2

Bart Simpson Chalkboard Generator

Since the Libs have all their conspiracy theories about Bush and Cheney, (i.e. Bush was behind 9/11, Cheney blew up the levees in New Orleans, Bush was awol from the National Guard, Cheney eats cute puppies alive, etc. etc.)  I have decided to spread the seeds of conspiracy about Obama and his ilk. Hopefully some of these will take root and spread like a pandemic through the blogosphere.

• Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are Cylons secretly plotting the demise of the earth through the hoax of global warming.
• Obama’s economic policies will make 2 + 2 < or = or > 12.6.
• Obama want to replace the military’s standard issue M16 with new high-tech slingshots that shoot marshmallows.
• Obama wants to replace the US currency with the historically tried and proven sticks and stones.
• Obama will ban the sale of beans, to prevent flatulence, which is one of the primary contributors to global warming.
• Obama was secretly behind the failed plot to tickle John McCain during the Presidential debates.
• Obama is a robot controlled by a band of artificially intelligent teleprompters created by the CIA.
• Obama is actually a radical Amish man, he just does a great job disguising it.

A court in New Hampshire, recently ordered that home-schooled Amanda Kurowski be sent to public school. The order signed by Family Court Justice Lucinda V. Sandler says the 10-year-old’s Christian faith could use some shaking up—and that the local public school is just the place to do it. So while the child’s lawyers at the Alliance Defense Fund, a Christian legal outfit, filed a motion asking the judge to reconsider, last week Amanda started fifth grade at a local public school.
Amanda’s mother has had primary custody over her daughter since she and Amanda’s father divorced 10 years ago. The father has had long-standing complaints about the effect of home-schooling on his daughter’s “socialization,” even though Amanda has already taken classes at the school and participated in extracurricular activities. But the order appears to be based on the guardian ad litem’s worry about Amanda’s “rigidity on faith.” The order also accepts the same guardian’s conclusion that Amanda belongs in a public school because she “would be best served by exposure to different points of view at a time in her life when she must begin to critically evaluate multiple systems of belief and behavior and cooperation in order to select, as a young adult, which of those systems will best suit her own needs.”
In a state whose motto is “Live Free or Die,” this is an extraordinary line of reasoning. Just how extraordinary might best be appreciated by contemplating the opposite scenario: the reaction that would ensue were a court to order a young girl out of a public school and into an evangelical one so she might gain “exposure” to other “systems of belief.”
We are seeing an ever increasing encroachment of political agenda into religious freedom in this country and regardless of your religious preferences stories like this one should chill us to the bone.
How long will it be before they start telling us which churches our children can attend, or maybe which Bibles we can read, or how long till they tell us that we can no longer send our children to a Christian Day School? While all of this sound far fetched and paranoid and it may well be, the fact remains that up till now I thought Amandas story was to.