Jun 21 2007
FAQs
Why did you create this site?
I finally succumbed to the peer pressure to blog since about 51% of the world is blogging by now, and I enjoy being part of a majority.
Why don’t you answer my e-mails?
I probably don’t like you. Ok, ok I just get so many e-mails in a day so that after answering all my work e-mail I often don’t feel like e-mailing anymore. Another reason is that my spam filters might have caught it. I don’t check all the e-mails caught by my spam filters so your message might have been deleted. E-mails from AOL, Hotmail, and Yahoo accounts are more likely to be filtered out. Make sure you don’t have something like viagra in your subject line (besides I don’t need it), because I do filter common spam keywords from the subject header. The last reason may be that the question or comment was a really stupid one, worthy of a equally really stupid answer or reply which I don’t have time to write.
Why are you a conservative?
Well frankly its because I am a logical and analytical person. I don’t create opinions and base ideas solely on emotions.
How did you become a Senior Networking Engineer?
I have a High School Education. I worked to Network Engineer by getting certifications. First the MCSA 2000 and the A+, after that I got my first computer job. I then continued my certification path with the MCSE 2000 then Network+. I changed jobs 1 1/2 years later. Today, I am Novell CNE, Microsoft MCSE 2000/2003, EC-Council CEH, Cisco CCNA, CQS Certified. I have worked my way from a break/fix technician to a Senior Network Engineer position in less then 3 years at my current employer.
Why do you believe in God?
I believe in God for a host of reasons, but primarily because God is the only thing that can explain all of “this”.
Why do you believe in Jesus Christ?
I believe in Jesus Christ because he has made a difference in my life and has been there for me through some of the most difficult times of my life. I have seen answered prayer over and over, there is no doubt in my mind of his death and resurrection for my soul.
Why is this site named Island of Logic?
Well basically, since I’m such a late comer in the game of blogging, all the good domain names were taken. As I worked down through my list of brilliant name ideas I just couldn’t find any that weren’t taken, so I decided to use reverse Psychology, and work up through the list of my stupidest ideas. I hit pay dirt on the first try. So here we are islandoflogic.com.
Why isn’t anything on this site logical?
Well that is because of the name, Island of Logic, hence the lack of logical, cohesive thought, including this answer.
Could you please help me crack software?
Frankly NO, but I can give you a quick tip on how to get a full version of any software. Listen close now.
- Go to the software developer’s web site.
- Click on the link to purchase the software. Often it is under their products link.
- Supply a credit card number and purchase the software.
- You now have the full version of the software.
Will you teach me how to hack?
No, but you should probably get started with the basics. Here is a link to get you on your way. (definition of a computer)
I don’t want to give you my real name or e-mail address. Why don’t you reply to my e-mails?
That’s perfectly fine. I don’t mind communicating with 12345. You’ll just be the 12,345th person in line to get your e-mail answered. Honestly I don’t mind. The one that really gets me thought is the e-mail account that looks like this asdf@asdf.asdf. Number one: I will not sell your e-mail address to the highest bidder. Number two: How in the world am I supposed to communicate back with you? Carrier Pigeon?? Get a life.
I don’t like your blog. It has poor navigation and it doesn’t have all the features it should have. Will you improve it?
Yea, maybe sometime. Send any suggestions you may have to jason@islandoflogic.com. If that answer doesn’t satisfy you try this procedure. 1. Move your mouse slowly to the top, right hand corner of your browser (I don’t want to hear anything from MAC or Linux users about this procedure). 2. Click on the X. The browser window will close and this monstrosity will disappear.
Why are you so stupid?
Well the most commonly accepted theory is that when my mom dropped me on my head at the age of 16, my IQ dropped about 50 points.
You didn’t answer my question here.
Well first of all that is a statement and not a question. Secondly, let me go ahead and define FAQ for you. FAQ=Frequently Asked Questions.
Are these questions actually asked frequently?
Duh.
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