http://www.islandoflogic.com A bastion of logical thought, and an attempt to raise the average IQ of the blogging world. Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:26:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Since I am on the phone with a Microsoft Tech Support Engineer right now, I was reminded of a rather humorous Microsoft Tech Support voice mail I had heard several years ago. I searched YouTube to see if I could find it and sure enough, here it is. [IOL]YpPLeqHfPCc[/IOL] http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/11/microsoft-tech-support/ Here is my latest read. If your intrigued by espionage and technology you will love this book. It is a long read, all 548 pages, but definitely worth it. Robert Wallace's credentials are impeccable as a former Director of the CIA's Office of Technical Service, and H. Keith Melton is an internationally recognized author, historian, and ... http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/10/spycraft-the-secret-history-of-the-cias-spytechs-from-communism-to-al-qaeda/ If a liberal is hugging a tree, cut it down. If you see a liberal at Starbucks, go up to them and thank them for holding all things in common, as you calmly eat their blueberry muffin. If you see a liberal drowning and crying for help, be a good American and ... http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/09/my-top-ten-fun-things-to-do-to-liberals/ Stick your finger into a light socket? The result should be: every hair follicle standing at attention and a small tendril of smoke escaping the ears from brain combustion!! Eat Habanero pepper? The result should be: rivers of sweat causing immediate dehydration, incredible fire burning sensation through entire head, skin ... http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/07/stupidity-should-hurt/ I love this guy. I don't completely agree with his take on Mike Huckabee (Mike Huckabee was not a true Conservative, more of a populist, and I am not changing my mind on that one), but he is right on in most cases. Hilarious!! http://zo.black-and-right.com/ [IOL]E-JTd-8vUdw[/IOL] http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/07/zo-black-and-right/ Barack Obama's authenticated and verified Birth Certificate released first here on IOL has caused quite a storm on several blogs. That's usually what happens to pioneers, but we here at the IOL will stand strong. One of the Blog links is below. http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=245179 http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/05/crayon-birth-certificate-hits-the-fan/ If I attach a electric cord to a duck, would that make it a power duck? Well, its probably more complicated then that. I wonder if I could fit into this cup? Aww well, my shoulders probably wouldn't make it. Do I have to walk sideways on a side walk? Doesn't that defy the ... http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/05/some-random-thoughts/ This just in from the Obama Campaign. After months of desperate searching they have finally found Obama's Birth Certificate. My secret source just came through again, and emailed me a scanned copy. They found it in the attic of his grandmother's house stuck in a copy of Das Kapital. This ... http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/05/obamas-birth-certificate-finally-found/ I have an inside source in the Obama campaign that has leaked to me Obama's 25-point agenda for his first term. I personally think that he is a little aggressive to think he can get this all done in only four years, but then again he is the Chosen One. ... http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/05/obamas-first-term-agenda/ George W. Bush, the single most destructive man to the Republican Party in modern history. I place the Obama win and the Democrat majority expansion of the House and Senate squarely on the shoulders of George W. Bush. George Bush had a historical opportunity to place the United States on ... http://www.islandoflogic.com/index.php/2008/11/05/bush-nukes-the-gop/