The Island of Logic

This is Jason M’s brother Jeremy. I am writing this post because Jason is currently unavailable for posting. Jason has a mix of schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. I can see him right now curled in a fetal position in the corner of his bedroom. I came over to his house early this morning because he hasn’t been answering his phone. He has been scrawling all over the walls of his house with a permanent marker. I am writing this in order to warn you that these occasional bouts of disillusion do happen and you need to be aware because it does come through in some of his writings. His bipolar personality is amazingly enough, an ultra left-wing illogical hippie. It doesn’t appear that he has bathed or eaten anything but grass in the last 5 days. Here are some of the things that he has written on his walls and is mumbling to himself.

• The Dick Cheney Assassination Squad is after me.
• Sara Palin has a baby seal blender she uses for protein shakes.
• Sara Palin’s playing a trick on us, she want to leave public office so she has more time to shoot hippies and puppies from her helicopter.
• Sara Palin wears hippie skin boots.
• Dick Cheney still runs the world.
• Aliens seeded the earth with human life a million years ago.
• Ahhh!!! Dick Cheney is an alien!
• Bush barbecues puppies on his ranch in Crawford.
• I’m not sure if Obama can really walk on water. (Looks like there may be hope)
• Obama can turn water into wine. (Ok, never mind)
• Bush intentionally stepped on a flower once.
• Karl Rove is on the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad but his pitch fork is his weapon of choice. The other members prefer the laser canon.
• Sara Palin is a v……

Ohhh Noo!!! Jason has a knife. He’s coming towards me. Oh, ok never mind, he’s pealing an orange.

Developing……

George W. Bush, the single most destructive man to the Republican Party in modern history. I place the Obama win and the Democrat majority expansion of the House and Senate squarely on the shoulders of George W. Bush. George Bush had a historical opportunity to place the United States on a Conservative path with a Republican majority in both the House and the Senate. Yet he spent money like a drunken sailor, that’s being disrespectful to drunken sailors, and grew the size of government at a rate that makes Michael Moore’s waist line expansion look like anorexic high school cheerleader. Bush is at best 40% conservative, but since he is a Republican and he keeps claiming that he is a Conservative the American people think that the Bush policies are Conservative. The American people, that includes me, are frankly tired of Bush, and we want change, however I’m not sure that the Americans that voted for Obama realize exactly what type of change they have asked for. They wanted change so they elect someone that is a Marxist, who is definitely going to bring them change. I voted for McCain, even though I don’t believe he was a Conservative, but at least he isn’t a Marxist. I was hoping that Conservatives would be able to finally get the GOP turned around despite a McCain Presidency. If America can survive the next four years then maybe Barack Obama is the best thing that can happen to finally get the Republicans back to Conservative, Constitutional policies. We as Conservatives are tired of always having to cast our votes for the lesser of two weavils (from the movie Master and Commander). The question is, can America can survive the next four years? If Barack Obama is only Jimmy Carter 2.0 and I pray that he is, then maybe he can usher in the new Ronald Reagan.