The Island of Logic

Story Link: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/06/30/limbaugh_warns_of_-third_obama_term.html

My family and friends have made fun of me every time I made the prediction that Obama would do everything in his power to retain his office even after his term or terms are up. I made this prediction even before inauguration day despite the impugnation that I received. Rush is finally saying it also, so maybe I’m not such an idiot after all. I predicted that he would win his second term with the help of ACORN voter fraud, and that he would continue to serve after his second term by either getting the 22nd amendment repealed or by declaring martial law. Now there are those of you that think both Rush and I are nuts and maybe we are, but Obama is already overreaching the powers of the executive office with increased frequency with seemingly no consequences. If current trends continue there will be nothing to stop him. It remains to be seen, but in about 7 years if I say “I told you so” don’t be shocked.

Stick your finger into a light socket? The result should be: every hair follicle standing at attention and a small tendril of smoke escaping the ears from brain combustion!! Eat Habanero pepper? The result should be: rivers of sweat causing immediate dehydration, incredible fire burning sensation through entire head, skin flushed so red, cars slam on their brakes! Jump out of a plane and forget your parachute? Your carcass should bounce several times like a mattress; possibly ending with you skewered on a fence post. Vote for Barack Obama? Be prepared for unchecked Liberal policies. Stupidity should hurt. I say that all the Republicans in the House and Senate should immediately resign and have their seats filled with their most recent Democrat opponent. The Republicans are very small speed bumps anyway with the Democrat majorities in the House and Senate, so they might as well just get out of the way. We will let them rule for four years with complete unchecked power and let these voters see who these people really are. They won’t be able to blame anything on those evil rascally Republicans because their not in power at all. Now I know the rest of us will have to suffer along with this, but it is the price we have to pay for letting the Republican Party stray so far. The Obama voters will come back screaming for sensibility and common sense again.

Barack Obama’s authenticated and verified Birth Certificate released first here on IOL has caused quite a storm on several blogs. That’s usually what happens to pioneers, but we here at the IOL will stand strong. One of the Blog links is below.

http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=245179

This just in from the Obama Campaign. After months of desperate searching they have finally found Obama’s Birth Certificate. My secret source just came through again, and emailed me a scanned copy. They found it in the attic of his grandmother’s house stuck in a copy of Das Kapital. This should finally put to rest this ridiculous hysteria once and for all that Obama is not a natural born citizen and not qualified to be president.

I have an inside source in the Obama campaign that has leaked to me Obama’s 25-point agenda for his first term. I personally think that he is a little aggressive to think he can get this all done in only four years, but then again he is the Chosen One. I will revisit this list in four years to see if he has really accomplished all of this.

1. Raise Federal Income Tax rates on all Americans making more that $150,000 per year.
2. Roll the Constitution into as many smokes as possible.
3. Reinstitute the Fairness Doctrine.
4. Switch the White House floor mats with the Founding Father’s portraits.
5. Socialize Health Care.
6. Cut the military by 25%.
7. Create a Civilian Security “Brown Shirts” Force.
8. Ban all guns, knives, and sharp pencils.
9. Replace the Jefferson Memorial with a large bust of Karl Marx.
10. Eliminate mortgage payment requirements for Obama Voters.
11. Raise the Capital Gains Tax.
12. Eliminate Global Warming by the wielding his Almighty Power.
13. Implement Cap and Trade System.
14. Eliminate dependance on foreign oil by eliminating coal and nuclear plants, banning domestic oil production and inflating tires.
15. Raise electrical costs.
16. Drink tea and play musical chairs with Ahmadinejad.
17. Apologize to the world for the years of the Evil George W. Bush.
18. Redistribute the wealth.
19. Trade US National Security for jelly doughnut.
20. Pass law requiring all American Citizens to learn French, German and Pig Latin.
21. Give Driver Licenses to illegal aliens.
22. Appoint Judges that will favor the poor over the rich (BTW, his own words).
23. Replace the military M4 and M16 rifles with slingshots.
24. Pull out of Iraq so fast that the soldiers arrive home naked and with whiplash.
25. Learn Kum Ba Yah in all foreign languages.