The Island of Logic

I know many of you out there are going to think this is satire, but the Onion is one of those news organizations that is on the cutting edge of the media and they are actively getting the inside story of what really goes on in the chambers of our government representatives. This is beyond the pale and is just another example of government overreaching their power. :)

Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night